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Old 08-23-2010, 07:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Girl: KHAN Saab Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna

PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga
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Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
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Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy
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Ek pathan Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ja kar
Dua kar raha ta
"Meri Prize Bond Hr Soorat mein Nikalna Chahiye"

Jaisy he wo Mazar se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se
Prize bond nikaal liya,
wo dobara mazar par gya aur bola

"Jinah Sahib Pehle puri baat tu samaj liya karin"
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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass He...
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Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye Tumara Behan Hai Hmara Bhi Behan Hai
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Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha


Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
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1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 - 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k saath badtamizi ni krna.
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Two Pathans in US eating Hot dog for the first time.
Pathan1: opens the bread, looks inside,
feels embarassed and asks Pathan2,

"Which part of the dog did u get?"
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