Funny Police Composite Sketches and Mug Shots...

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We know eye witnesses aren't always reliable, but police composite sketches almost never really look like the perpetrator. Remember the Unabomber? He looked nothing like the stylish, mustachioed, aviator-wearing hoodlum he was made out to be.

All kidding aside, these are some of the worst police sketches ever seen. Whether they look like they were drawn by a third-grader or one of the guys in Times Square who does the big-headed caricatures, if anyone should be arrested, it's the artist responsible.

The Graphing Paper Killer

This sketch of a Bolivian man who supposedly murdered a taxi driver actually resulted in the apprehension of a suspect. It was not said whether or not the suspect had ears.

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The "Smokey" Bandit


This man was wanted for stealing cigarettes with a supreme Burt Reynolds 'stache, prompting this hilarious composite sketch.

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The Masked Marauder

Even one defining characteristic would be nice, like gender, for example.

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The Band-Aid Burglar



This acne-laden man robbed an adult video store with a bandage over his nose. We're hoping there's an injury under there or else he's got a lot to learn about disguises.

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The Man With No Face



The suspect in a Portuguese kidnapping is going to be hard to find, seeing that he has no face. Or maybe that would make him easier to find?

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Turtle Neck? Or Three Chins?



Either way it's not much of a disguise.

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Another Useless Sketch



Police are looking for this man, who robbed a hair salon and the six old ladies inside. Too bad they had to MS Paint those sunglasses on him

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Steve Buscemi Robbed A Bank?



Wow, he's really gone downhill since "Fargo".

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What's He Hiding In There?



Could be a) a giant muffin b) a mushroom or c) judging by the look on his face, a small animal of some kind

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The Disproportionate Assaulter



Apparently, police are searching for a man with really bad hair plugs, a nose the same size as his mouth, and a jaw that's been wired shut.