The most absurd warning labels ever......

[Lady Macbeth]

We've all read unnecessary warning labels. But there's a difference between the obvious ones and those that are flat-out absurd - like the ones that warn us not to eat our iPods. It really makes you wonder who gets to write these things, and how many "incidents" occurred before instructions had to be given in the first place.


Do Not Install If Drunk, Pregnant

Also be sure not to eat the antenna, or throw it at your spouse.




Warning: Toilet Brush Not For Head, Bum

Really? We would expect better from a man dressed so well.

[Lady Macbeth]

No Sleep-Drying

Dang! The soothing sound of hair dryers always puts us to sleep


Don' Timmer Se The Pots!

This translation mix-up warns you not to do obscene things with boiling water, we think?



No Eating Of The Shuffle

Well, then they shouldn't make them in so many delicious colors!



Hat Goes On The Head, Silly

No, this isn't a shoe, or a portable toilet.

[Lady Macbeth]

How To Sit On A Toilet

You would think you'd know which way was right by which one doesn't get bodily fluids all over your shoes.


The World's Most Dangerous Monitor

If you're constantly installing your monitor upside down, and then sticking the base in your eye repeatedly, this will really help.



Not A Body Wash

So that's why we left the shower with a fresh, tingly, chemical-burn feeling this morning!

[Lady Macbeth]

Avoid Contact With Brain

That would be hard, wouldn't it?


Unplug AFTER You're A Millionaire

Such a simple spelling mistake could give someone an idea the FPC Corporation would really hate.



Don't Let Your Dog Drive

Even if he's normally a good driver, after this medication it would just be unsafe.

[Lady Macbeth]

Sexist Laundry Directions

Its her job? What century are you living in, 100% Cotton sweater?


No Drying Of Body Hair

This is one of those signs that make you wonder: how many "incidents" occurred before they decided they needed a sign?



Scariest Warning Label Ever?

These people seem WAY too interested in how babies will react to fire. WHY ARE THEY NEAR FIRE?