Hey Beasty another one for you...not one of mine but I improvised a bit.
There were these two girls in a hostel....one was slightly religious and a bit studious

and the other a bit out going and free spirited

. Both shared the room in the hostel
Come holiday season and everyone went home for holidays apart from the two gilrls. Weekend approached and the not so religious one....ermmmm lets call her Naomi was getting ready to go out for the weekend

and stay the night at her friends, a few blocks from the hostel. She gets ready and asks her room mate.....we'll call her Ashanti....whether she wanted to trudge along with Naomi. Ashanti declines saying '' I have to study''

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So Naomi gets ready and heads out, leaves the hostel grounds and starts to walk to the end of the road when she realizes that she has forgotten her bag in the room, right next to the door when she was leaving

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Heads back to the hostel and finds the gate unmanned.....gets a bit annoyed

that the watchman has taken a walk.....goes to her room and tries to open the door, which is not locked and the lights in the room are switched off (thinks Ash must have forgotten to lock it and must have dozed off).....doesnt want to disturb Ashanti so she bends down and picks up her bag without turning the lights on.
Heads out and sees the watchman dozing off in the shed next to the gate.....laughs it off

and goes out for the night

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Comes back the next day ....only to find the walls of her room splattered with blood and her room mate bludgeoned and chopped to little pieces (chotay chotay totay).....and right there on the wall infront of her she sees in red (obviously her room mates blood)
''Arent you glad you didnt switch on the lights Naomi''
Moral of the story - Never stay in over the weekend
Anyway I bracketed the ''chotay chotay totay'' bit as this story gave my room mate a few sleepless nights ( I narrated it in Urdu) and she used to freak out every time I mentioned the ''chota chotay totay'' bit.....