Hey guys are girls...
Please feel free to update with ideas for those of us, who have a mental span of a goldfish and tend to get bored easily.
1-
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential, 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining, you can include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
2-
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential, 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for..... Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.
3-
Try to make fire with magnifying glass...
(Amusement time is not limited to minutes on this one...)
Careful dont go and burn your house down.....or someone else for that matter!
4-
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential, 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web or advertising pages, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes, or ask them who their hair stylist is....as he/she should be fired for a the bad job he/she did on you for the christmas do.
5-
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential, 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid....
6-
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential, 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
7-
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential, 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
8-
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential, 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to lady macbeth?)
9-
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential, 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
10-
Pinky in the belly button-
Careful you need an open to space for this stunt.
(Amusement Potential, 5-10 minutes)
My favourite past time when I was young and wanted to pick on fat friends....(as long as I didnt do it myself).....stick your pinky (small finger) in your belly button as though you are doubling over and spin around in anti clock wise manner for 10 circles.....now try to walk or even better run! :crazy_pilot:
Now try clockwise circles.....lol