Hello guys and girls...
You can share your ideas
(how to use a paper clip) here if you want....does matter how barmy they are!!!
1- Threaten the bank cashier at the desk while aiming it at her and tell her you have come to rob the bank
2- Make a chain out of various different coloured paper clips and present it to your girl friend/boy friend (Cheap Skate!!!!)
3- Make a set of braces for your pet......doesnt matter if its a goldfish (did someone say dinners ready?)
4- Straighten it out, poke someone with it and blame the ''voices''.
5- Use it to promote the
Hari Krishan Paper Clip Club and get Madonna to join your sect.
6- Name it Mrs Clipples and have long conversations with it :girl_wacko:
7- Sell the patent for 10 dollars (Note- this really happened).
8- Introduce it to your single friends saying ''here I found a blind date for you''
9- Swallow it and see if you can make it come out of your nose.
10- Ice pick your refrigerator with it next time you are de-freezing the ice compartment.